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if you've never lived in the South

PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:27 pm
by camoit
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.

Some of you will enjoy this more than others.... Southerners can be so

polite!

Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on

runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."


Atlanta Tower: " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."


Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. -Allah is Great."

Pause....

Saudi Air: ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER !"

Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR

THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE
ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"



Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus.

Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us."





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Re: if you've never lived in the South

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:07 am
by TotallyBalistic
lol hell yeah

Re: if you've never lived in the South

PostPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:48 pm
by Spikey1566
thats awesome. and definately something that would happen down here in GA
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